London — Announcement of Brexit results in which fellow Britons have voted themselves out of the European Union, is a positive signal to Eritrea to leave this wretched planet, according to Eritrean Ambassador in London.

In an announcement made in the meeting with patriotic Eritreans residing in the United Kingdom,  Eritrea’s Ambassador to the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland, His Excellency Mr. Estifanos Habtemariam,  said the young nation is now in full preparations to conduct a referendum to leave the World, and possibly relocate the whole nation to a different solar system.

“WE DIDN’T WANT TO BE THE FIRST NATION TO DO IT- AS IT WOULD HAVE MADE US SEEM MAD, BUT SEEING BRITONS LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNION, WE WERE EMBOLDENED TO GO AHEAD WITH OUR PLANS,”SAID THE AMBASSADOR.

Ambassador Habtemariam has also outlined that preparations have been ongoing to transport the port cities of Assab, Massawa and Eritrea’s islands, Eritrea minerals and all the sea water in the Red Sea.

” WE AIN’T LEAVING S*** TO THE ETHIOPIANS, WE’LL TAKE EVERY GOAT, EVERY STONE , EVERY YPFDJ MEMBER AND EVERY TOWN IN ERITREA- INCLUDING BADME.” SAID THE AMBASSADOR.

However, the Ambassador did not exactly specify as to how the relocation of the border town of Badme will occur considering that it is at the hands of the despotic TPLF regime.

Bothered by constant calls to democratize, free prisoners and lessen its exports of refugees, it is to be recalled that the Eritrean Cabinet ratified the plan to move out of this world under the banner theme ” ወይ ደሞክራስያ ኣተኣታትወሎም፥ ወይ ዓለሞም ኸልየሎም” in previous sessions.